the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to die

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The ability to jump

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!