- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The ability to like this post

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to morph into yourself

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

the power to control nothing

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

Pointless Super Powers