The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Justin Bieber

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the power to see the present

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to pee while standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!