The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the ability to post here

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!