The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!