The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to know when men have erections

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to go to hell.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!