- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to break bones at will.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to change your urine to any color

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

Pointless Super Powers