the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!