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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.
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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.
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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.
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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.
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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.
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The power to fart in public AT WILL..
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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.
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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time
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The power to ejaculate napalm
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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room
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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.
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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.
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The power to look at Sun.
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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!
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The power to only sit down and not stand up.
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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig
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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)
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The power to sleep with your eyes open.
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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.
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the power to fly, but only when you poop
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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)
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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins
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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.
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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!