- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to obey gravity

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to die

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

Pointless Super Powers