- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make remotes invisible

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The ability to become visible at will.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

cry acid tears

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to turn into a tree.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

the power to like justin beiber

The power to become powerless

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Pointless Super Powers