The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The ability to like this post

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To have the power to breathe

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to not have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!