The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Justin Bieber

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power to see the present

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to see into the present.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to create another human

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!