The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!