The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to become demented

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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i love to make shit brix

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!