The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to catch em' all

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boo

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!