The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to die,but only if your alive!

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power of women's rights.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to obey gravity

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

The power to shrink your private parts.

The ability to get shot, for real.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to think oppositely

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!