The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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yo mama

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to get arrested

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!