The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have no power

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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to poop a penny every year

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!