The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to ignore useful information

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!