- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

Nope. Just nope.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

the power to get married

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to be alone

the ability to levitate

the power to poop every 5 minutes

the power to make faces at the blind

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to wish you had a power

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Pointless Super Powers