The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!