- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to self destruct

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to open doors with your bare hands

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be alone

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

Pointless Super Powers