- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to resurrect dead insects

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to write pointless superpowers

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

Pointless Super Powers