- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to poop standing up

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

Pointless Super Powers