- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to become powerless

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to make lipstick fly

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to be a snail

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to see the past.

The power to speak in only anime openings

To have the power to breathe

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Pointless Super Powers