The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to not care.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see through glass

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!