- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to even

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

open up pickles glass

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to look at Sun.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to summon a pen, once

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

being black

Pointless Super Powers