The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the ability to blow yourself

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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yo mama

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to enter a coma.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!