The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power of compulsive lying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!