- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to misspell

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to walk through air.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to ejaculate needles.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

Pointless Super Powers