The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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To have the power to breathe

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to do nothing

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the power to become translucent

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!