- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cry sulfuric acid.

The power to speak braille.

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to ejaculate napalm

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

Pointless Super Powers