- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

Nothing

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to have no superpower

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to understand irony.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

Pointless Super Powers