- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The ability to jump

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to shape shift to yourself

the power to see through clear glass.

The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to become powerless

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

Pointless Super Powers