- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

Nope. Just nope.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to digest corn.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to even

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

Pointless Super Powers