The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be a snail

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!