- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

teleport to the place where you stand

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to ignore useful information

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

Pointless Super Powers