- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read your own mind

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to get married

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to jizz money

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to swim on land.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

Pointless Super Powers