- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to make everything worse

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power of women's rights.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to get arrested

The power to release the bogus

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

Pointless Super Powers