the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to be alone

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to see oxygen.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!