The ability to jump

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to become powerless

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!