- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to have no superpower

the power to stop masturbating every day

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

Pointless Super Powers