The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power of having two left hands.

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Being only half invisible.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power that turns farts into music.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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75% levitation

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the power to turn wine into water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!