The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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open up pickles glass

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!