The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!