The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

75% levitation

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

I'm a giant di

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to speak in only anime openings

Nothing

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!