The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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cry acid tears

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!