The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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yo mama

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to fail at everything you do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!