The power to ejaculate needles.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the ability to see through air

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!