- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell whore

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to turn any object into food

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to fly in tornadoes

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to change your urine to any color

Pointless Super Powers