the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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to do nothing

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!