- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to go to hell.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to fax people with your mind

The ability to change your weight

The ability to see into the present.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to fly, but only fly north

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to die on the spot and not revive

Pointless Super Powers