The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!