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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.
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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle
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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second
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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.
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The power to turn into a lamp once.
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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.
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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.
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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),
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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.
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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly
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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.
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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight
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The ability to become visible at will.
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The power to turn into a tree.
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power to transform into a dick with legs
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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes
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the power to cook sandwiches when married
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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.
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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.
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The super power to shine in daylight
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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.
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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!