- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The ability to become visible at will.

power to transform into a dick with legs

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

Pointless Super Powers