The power to speak in only anime openings

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to be french.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!