The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to understand irony.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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the power to like charlie

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!