- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to read this.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to give people std's during intercourse

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

Pointless Super Powers