The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the power to hovertate

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to die at will

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power of 12% levetation

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to poo without wiping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!