- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat people :D

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

the power to orgasm with your mind

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

Pointless Super Powers