The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to not see anything

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!