Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!