- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to have no superpower

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power of women's rights.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to get arrested

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to Rage Against The Machine

Pointless Super Powers