- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the power to read your own mind

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to think oppositely

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

Pointless Super Powers